Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Orc baby generator

Roll a d4, d6, d8, d10 and d12 to complete the phrase:
You see a (d4) little thing with (d6), (d8) with (d10), [he/she] look at you and (d12).

You see a (d4) little thing
  1. giggling  
  2. crying 
  3. sleepy 
  4. hungry 
with (d6),
  1. crusty eyes
  2. large ears 
  3. a running snout 
  4. chubby arms 
  5. a missing tooth
  6. large fangs 
(d8)
  1. playing 
  2. eating 
  3. hiding 
  4. breaking things 
  5. crawling 
  6. running
  7. hugging  
  8. fighting 
with (d10)
  1. a tired [rat/badger] 
  2. a dirty [blanket/boot] 
  3. a big [club/knife]
  4. a old [bone/sword] 
  5. a large [tooth/claw] 
  6. a ball of [snots/dried dung]
  7. a fat [centipede/grub] 
  8. a blood soaked [doll/rattle]
  9. a dented [shield/helm] 
  10. [his/her] little snotty [brother/sister]
[he/she] look at you and (d12).
  1. smile
  2. blink
  3. scream
  4. yawn
  5. belch 
  6. laugh 
  7. fall down 
  8. growl 
  9. wince
  10. say "GRUG!" 
  11. wave
  12. point at your feet

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